Recently I took a flight down to Boise, ID from Spokane, WA and although it was a very short, empty and uneventful flight I noticed some things that bugged me.
1. Keep your shoes on unless you are specifically asked to do otherwise by a TSA employee (the security guys). The last thing I want to smell on a cramped plane is your stinky feet!
2. Tone down your strong smelling scents like perfumes, lotions, etc.. You’re going to be in close proximity to other people and you although you want to smell attractive for “Mr. Right”, you also don’t want the rest of the plain looking at you like you just came from Bath & Body. I know it only takes a few minutes for me to be overwhelmed by that place.
3. Don’t bring your giant duffel bag or suit case as a carry on. Again, cramped spaces, limited storage and thats not what the overhead bin was designed for to begin with. Just check in the baggage, it’s very unlikely anything will happen to it.
4. Don’t fall asleep on the person next to you. Not only is it very uncomfortable for them but you’ll be just as uncomfortable when you wake up, especially if you drool while sleeping.
5. If your kids aren’t taught to behave themselves then either tie them up or give them tranquilizer. Believe me, on a long flight the last thing I will put up with is some little runt who refuses to stop kicking the back of my chair.
6. Don’t ask if it’s ok to use my space. If you want to rent my drop down tray then we can negotiate that but otherwise, don’t ask if it is ok for you to use my tray to put your food, papers or other crap. The space in front of my feet was for me, not your extra baggage. If it doesn’t fit, thats not my problem.
Other than that stuff, I love flying! I always try to get close to the jet engine or prop. since that stuff is very interesting to me. I have my flight procedure down pretty well so it’s usually a pretty painless and quick process through security and a comfortable trip.
Just be aware and considerate of others. ![]()
4 Responses for "A Few Travel Tips For Idiots"
#1 & #3 tells me you don’t do a lot of business traveling, through security my belt and shoes are off before I get to the line, it just makes things go faster.
I also always bring the biggest allowed bag on the flight with me and do not check it, it doesn’t get lost, I’m not losing that important time to wait for my bag and when I find a flight that is canceled, delayed or something I can easily be moved to another flight as they are not waiting to get my bag off the plane and into the new plane, I can be re-booked on a flight in minutes.
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For #1 I just meant on the plane or waiting to get on the plane. It’s fine to take your shoes off when you have to but when you’re on a plane it’s not fun to have to put up with someones stinky feet because they want to be more comfortable.
I too have shoes & belt off with anything else metal waiting for a bin. Drives me crazy to wait for someone to do that while they could have done that during the wait in line.
No, I don’t do much business traveling but I also don’t see why you need a bag large enough for a desktop computer and a weeks worth of cloths. If you’re in that much of a hurry, you obviously aren’t staying long and can pack light. But if you have to bring a bag with enough cloths and space to live for a week or more, it’s likely you aren’t rushed. In that case you can just check your bag.
I’ve used the little suitcases with roller wheels and even the small ones have enough space to pack for a few days. Every time I get on a plane though, someone has a bag/suitcase almost bigger than they are and heavier than they are capable of lifting above their waist. I’ve actually had a bag dropped on my head before. Unacceptable….
Books, files, anything you need to present, and you may be doing 2-3 trips before you get to go back home.
I hate it when someone with a prosthetic leg has the seat next to me and they have to squeeze past me. First they have to pull the leg off which causes quite the surprise when it happens (I always think the person is pulling their actual leg off for a moment and pee a little in the process) then they just kinda hobble their for a moment like a bowling pin that got barely breezed by the bowling ball at the local alley. Then they usually fall over face first into my crotch and try to apologize before removing said head from said crotch area. This leads them to sound like they are engaging me in sexual favors to become part of the 20 feet off the ground club and then I get thrown off the plane for screaming “oh yeah baby! Give it to me! That’s the way! That’s the way mama!! Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!” *sigh* damn prosthetics…
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